Because our office is a war zone, we need a style guide to keep things from descending into chaos.
Here are the basics:
1. Wear your best 'I'm still awake' face.
2. Coffee must be consumed within 5 feet of the conference table at all times.
3. Do not, I repeat, do not make eye contact with Karen from HR.
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