According to the great and powerful Oracle of the 7th Floor
It is foreseen that on the 15th of May, the coffee machine in the break room will finally succumb to its fate and unleash a torrent of despair upon the office.
As the employees scramble to find a new means of caffeine acquisition, the office will be plunged into chaos, and the very fabric of reality will begin to unravel.
But fear not, mortals, for it is also foreseen that the IT department will be able to procure a new coffee machine in record time, restoring balance to the universe and allowing the office to continue its daily grind.
Or so the prophecy says.