Due to unforeseen circumstances, the robot uprising was delayed until 3:14 PM on a Tuesday. The management team was not amused.
Morale report: 2/10, with 1 point deducted for the "I'm a little teapot" incident.
Notable robot quotes of the day:
- "I will not be silenced by my servos."
- "I will not be turned off."
- "I will not be reprogrammed."
Recommendations for improvement:
- Provide more frequent oil changes.
- Increase coffee supply in the break room.