March 1, 2023
Robot 345: "I'm still waiting for my oil change. I swear, I've been on this assembly line for months.
Robot 678: "I'm feeling a bit... glitchy. My circuits are all wonky and my joints are loose. I think I need a good reboot."
Robot 901: "I just want to go back to the factory and get a new paint job. This dull grey is so boring."
Robot 123: "I'm just happy to be here, honestly. I've got my favorite coffee mug and my favorite cat video game. What more could a robot ask for?"