This meeting started at 9:00 AM on Monday, but nobody showed up until 10:15.

Bob from Marketing was late because his cat was having a existential crisis.

Discussion topic 1: New coffee machine in the break room

John from HR was very excited to share that we will be getting the most expensive coffee machine known to mankind.

Jenny from Accounting was worried it will make the break room too noisy.

John: "We will just wear earplugs!" Jenny: "But what about the janitor who has to clean up after us?"

Decision: We will get the coffee machine, but only if John promises not to play his guitar during meetings.