Beer Fridge Standards
Article 1: The Beer Fridge is a sacred place. Treat it as such.
Article 2: No beer is off-limits, but some beers are more off-limits than others.
Article 3: Beer Fridge cleanliness is not just about the fridge, it's about the soul.
Need help understanding these sacred standards? Check out our Beer Fridge Philosophy for more information.
Want to report a beer fridge crime? Contact us at [Beer Fridge Complaints Department](mailto:beerfridgecomplaints@officepooltable.com).
Note: These standards are entirely fictional and not actually enforced by any authority.