Old Agenda: Because the Future is Already Written

Meeting Minutes - Yesterday's Debacle

Attendees:

• Bob, who had a meeting at 8am
• Alice, who ate all the donuts
• Charlie, who brought his cat

Action Items:

• Finish the report, Charlie. It was due 5 minutes ago.
• Replace the copier, it's still jammed.
• Fire the coffee machine, it's been on the fritz for weeks.