Meetings: Where Dreams Go to Die

Because who needs actual work when you can have meetings?

Upcoming Meetings:

The Meeting That Will Change Your Life

THE MEETING THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Where: The conference room of your soul

Time: When your dreams are crushed

Topic: The never-ending to-do list

Back to the meeting that will crush your spirit
Weekly Pants, Weekly Meetings

The Squirrel Has Escalated the Situation

Where: The conference room of chaos

Time: When the coffee machine breaks down

Topic: The Great Squirrel Uprising

Back to the meeting that will crush your soul
Weekly Pants, Weekly Meetings

Weekly Brown Pants Meeting

Where: The conference room of despair

Time: When the clock strikes noon

Topic: The never-ending sea of paperwork

Back to the meeting that will never end