Advanced Opt-out Features

Because who needs to be part of society, anyway?

• Optional benefits
• Opt-out Insurance: Because you never know when you'll get lost in the woods.
• Opt-out Savings: Save money on membership fees!
• Extra Costs

		Opt-outs are like pizza slices - the more you take, the less you get.
	

Side Effects

• May cause feelings of isolation.
• May lead to increased risk of getting lost in the woods.
• May result in decreased social skills.

Disclaimer

Opt-outs are not responsible for any damage caused by excessive opt-outs.