Opt-out Options 2.0: Because You're a Rebel

Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you yearn for the freedom to do absolutely nothing? Look no further! Our Advanced Opt-out Options 2.0 will guide you through the process of abandoning all responsibility and social niceties.

Feature 1: Automated Apologies

Say goodbye to awkward "sorry to keep you waiting" messages. Our system will craft the perfect automated apology, complete with a hint of passive-aggressiveness and a dash of disdain.

Feature 2: In-Office Napping Facilities

Tired of being seen as a slacker? Don't be! Our In-Office Napping Facilities are designed to make you appear productive while you catch up on some much-needed shut-eye.

Feature 3: Mandatory Break Rooms

You want to take a break, but your boss won't let you. Our Mandatory Break Rooms are designed to look like a legitimate workspace, but are actually just a fancy way to say "go ahead, take a nap, you're not doing anything useful anyway."

And that's not all, folks! Our Opt-out Options 2.0 has even more features, including but not limited to:

• Optional Features: Because Who Needs Options, Anyway?