Chapter 4: The Anatomy of a Perfect Excuse
As a seasoned opt-out expert, you know that the key to success lies in crafting the perfect excuse.
The following table provides an exhaustive list of possible excuses for every occasion.
| Sick Day | Broken leg, sudden onset narcolepsy, or unexpected case of the Mondays |
|---|---|
| Running Late | Traffic, construction, or my cat's existential crisis |
| Can't Make It | Family emergency, or I'm secretly a professional hammock-tester |
Remember, the art of the perfect excuse is all about creativity and flexibility.
Don't get caught dead with a boring excuse!