Meetings: Opting Out, Version 2.0, Section 3

Wherein lies the art of doing nothing, with style! In this section, we'll explore the finer points of strategically avoiding actual work.

Did you know that the average office worker spends 3 hours and 14 minutes a day in meetings? That's 3 hours and 14 minutes of actual time wasted on pointless discussions and PowerPoint presentations.

We're not just talking about any ordinary meetings, no sir. We're talking about Advanced Opting Out Techniques: The Art of the Quick Exit and The Ultimate Guide to Pretending to Listen.

Recommended Reading

For further enlightenment, we recommend:

• The History of Opting Out: A Timeline
• The Psychology of Meeting Fatigue: A Study
• The Opt-Out Manifesto: A Call to Action