Because who needs experts, anyway?
A page dedicated to those who prefer their own opinions over anyone else's. Here, we'll provide you with the most... creative ways to decline meetings with the most well-intentioned yet clueless individuals you know.
Why settle for actual knowledge when you could just wing it? Our experts are not available. Repeat: NOT AVAILABLE. Don't bother asking, just go ahead and decline, you'll be fine.
Recommended subpage: Decline-the-Experts-2 for more expertly crafted excuses.
Decline-the-Experts-3 for when you just need a good lie.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Decline-the-Experts-4 for when you just need to disappear for a few weeks and pretend it's a thing.