Bob's been placed in the witness protection program after testifying against the notorious 'Lemon Pledge' crime syndicate. His new life as 'Bartholomew McSnazz' involves frequent trips to IKEA and a strict diet of whole grain crackers.
We can't reveal his exact location, but rest assured he's living his best life in a cozy little house with a white picket fence, 2.5 miles away from any known associates.
For those who know, know. For those who don't, well... let's just say it's a long story.
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