Today's Agenda:
MEETINGS: OUR AGENDA is a place where ideas come to go nowhere.
We are currently on the 12th iteration of the same meeting.
Our meetings are held in a state of perpetual limbo, suspended between action and inaction.
We are the masters of the non-decision, the sultans of the status quo.
MEETINGS: OUR AGENDA is not responsible for any productivity or progress.
Side effects may include:
We have been warned.
Please take our meeting minutes with a grain of salt.