Meet the visionary who guides us all. Our leader is the driving force behind this organization's descent into chaos and madness.
They are responsible for setting the tone for our meetings, which usually involve yelling at people for not doing their job correctly.
You can learn more about the leader's impressive collection of staplers here or read about their favorite hobby, reading the entirety of the Dictionary of Insults.
Don't forget to check out the leader's achievements page, where we've compiled a list of their impressive feats, such as "Surviving the meeting on Monday" and "Eating an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting."
"I'm not a leader, I'm a guide. And also, I'm a referee, and occasionally, I'm a therapist."
— Our Fearless Leader