Our fearless leader, Bob, has achieved the impossible: microwaving a frozen pizza in under 3 minutes. This feat is a testament to their unwavering dedication to convenience and efficiency.
With over 10 hours of playtime, our leader has reached the dizzying heights of 30% completion on the popular mobile game, Candy Crush. This is a remarkable feat, and we're pretty sure it's not just a result of luck.
Our leader has demonstrated an impressive ability to consume large quantities of pizza. We're not sure what's more impressive, the feat itself or the fact that they still managed to wear pants.