Our fearless leader's eating habits are the envy of the office. Okay, more like the subject of whispered horror stories.
Apparently, they subsist on a diet of nothing but Ramen Noodles and Red Bull energy drinks.
When questioned, they claim it's "research" for a "groundbreaking" new book on "The Art of Not Sleeping, Eating, or Showering for Weeks at a Time."
But hey, at least they're not a monk or anything... or are they?