MEETING AGENDA COMPLETION
Our Leader has achieved a remarkable feat: completing the meeting agenda!
It was a grueling 30-page behemoth of a document, filled with:
- 12 PowerPoint presentations
- 7 hours of small talk
- 3 cups of stale office coffee
- 1 minor existential crisis
And the reward? A shiny new pen from the supply closet!
Other notable achievements:
- Early Morning Emails - 500+ unread emails responded to before 8am
- Late Afternoon Naps - 3+ hours spent in the supply closet
- Meeting Agenda Completion - 1 meeting agenda completed without losing one's mind