Our Leader's Achievements

Meet our fearless leader, who has single-handedly kept this company from descending into total chaos.

• Meeting Room Decorating: A delicate balance of IKEA bookshelves and neon lights.
• Employee Morale: Successfully implementing the "Bull in a China Shop" management style.
• Office Supplies: Procuring an impressive collection of staplers, each one more ostentatious than the last.
• Communication Strategies: A mastery of the ancient art of "Avoiding Email".
• Decision Making Process: A bold new approach: flipping a coin, then closing eyes and hoping for the best.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's so much more where that came from.

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