The Great and Powerful Leader's Achievements

Meetings: Our Leader's Greatest

• Conquered 100 meetings in under 2 hours
• Set the record for most meetings held while simultaneously eating a bowl of Jell-O
• Scheduled 300 meetings in under 10 minutes using only a Commodore 64 and a roll of quarters

Office Supplies: Our Leader's Favorite

• The 20 best pens in the world (according to our Leader)
• The stapler that's stapled more papers than any other stapler in the office
• Stickers that are 47% more expensive than necessary (but totally worth it)