As the Supreme Ruler of Meetings, I have decreed that the following rules shall govern our hallowed halls:
1. All meetings shall start precisely on time, lest you incur the wrath of my mighty pen.
2. All attendees are expected to don their finest business attire,ประก including, but not limited to, a suit and tie, or a suit and a tie, or a tie and a hat, prophets!
3. The only acceptable form of communication is the official MeetingSpeak, a dialect known only to the initiated.
4. All decisions shall be made with the utmost haste,ประก lest we fall behind the curve of progress!
5. Any attempts to schedule meetings during prime-time shall be met with my full and utter disapproval, and shall be subject to the full force of my displeasure!
Failure to comply with these rules shall result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiture of all snacks and beverages.
- Denial of all privileges.
- Exile to the land of the forgotten.
Do not test the limits of these rules. The Supreme Ruler will not be ignored!