Meetings of the Council >Thought Crimes: A Meeting to Forget

Agenda

Today's agenda is dedicated to the art of forgetting things. We've invited experts in the field of "Not Remembering" to discuss the best methods for avoiding tasks, ignoring appointments, and blanking on birthdays.

Item 1: The Art of Procrastination

Our first speaker will discuss the delicate balance between doing nothing and doing everything, including how to craft the perfect excuse.

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Item 2: Forgetting the Inevitable

We'll also cover advanced techniques for ignoring deadlines, ignoring phone calls, and ignoring the inevitable.

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Item 3: The Power of Denial

Our final speaker will delve into the science of denial, including how to deny the existence of problems, deny responsibility, and deny the truth of your mistakes.

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