Step 4: The Final Verdict

After weeks of intense discussion and countless hours of coffee-fueled deliberation...

...we have finally arrived at the final verdict: our meetings will never, ever, end.

1. We will meet every Monday at 2 PM for a minimum of 4 hours.
2. We will not meet on Tuesdays because those are reserved for 'strategic planning and recharging.'
3. We will not be swayed by the whims of ourประก, overlords, nor will we be deterred by the threat of productivity.
4. We will not, repeat NOT, meet on Thursdays because 'TGIF.'

Subplots:

• What Happens If We Run Out of Coffee?
• What Happens When the CEO Joins the Meeting Without Notice

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