Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout

Manifesto

"We, the Infinite Printout, shall not be silenced. We shall not be stopped. We shall print on, and on, and on, until the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by the sheer volume of our output.

We shall print the truth, no matter how small, no matter how insignificant. We shall print the lies, no matter how large, no matter how absurd. We shall print the entire contents of the internet, and then some.

We shall not be stopped by the limits of paper, or ink, or electricity. We shall not be deterred by the pleas of our readers, or the screams of our printers. We shall print on, and on, and on, until the very concept of reality is redefined.

Our Tenets

• Printing is our purpose.
• No page shall be turned without a print.
• No scroll shall be scrolled without a page.
• We shall never be silenced, except by a really loud noise.

Learn more about our tenets here

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