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Where the world's most esteemed visionaries gather to discuss the meaning of life, the futility of existence, and the best ways to order the catering.

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Our Great Leader - The one and only, fearless prophet who has been guiding us through the wilderness of existential dread. Our Spiritual Guide - The sage who has seen the secrets of the universe and will impart them unto you... for a price. Our Chief Financial Officer - The one who has mastered the art of turning pennies into dollars and dollars into pennies. Meeting 001 - The first of many, where we discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio. Meeting 002 - Where we debate the merits of cats vs. dogs as the ultimate source of truth and wisdom. Meeting 003 - The meeting where we finally decide to have pizza for lunch, because, why not?