Omega Schedule Revamp: The Unofficial Guide
Because the Original was a Total Disaster
After months of complaints, we've finally revised the Omega Schedule to make it slightly less terrible.
- Replaced the ' Random Monday' section with a ' Random Tuesday' section, because Tuesday is clearly the better day of the week.
- Introduced a new 'Coffee Break' policy: every hour on the hour, the office will be treated to a complimentary cup of coffee.
- Moved the 'Meeting Room' to the top floor, because who needs meetings when you can just take the stairs?
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