Omega Schedule Revamp: The Unofficial Guide

Because the Original was a Total Disaster

After months of complaints, we've finally revised the Omega Schedule to make it slightly less terrible.

• Replaced the ' Random Monday' section with a ' Random Tuesday' section, because Tuesday is clearly the better day of the week.
• Introduced a new 'Coffee Break' policy: every hour on the hour, the office will be treated to a complimentary cup of coffee.
• Moved the 'Meeting Room' to the top floor, because who needs meetings when you can just take the stairs?

Important Links:

• Meetings to Avoid (Because Let's Be Real, You Won't Be Invited)
• Break Room Banter: The Secret to Office Morale

Disclaimer:

This site is not affiliated with, nor endorsed by, the actual Omega Schedule. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.