Meetings to Avoid: Omega Schedule Revamp

A list of meetings so bad, you'll want to hide in a supply closet until they're over.

Meetings to Avoid

• Our Prophets
• Omega Schedule Revamp
• Avoid Meetings

Warning: These meetings are known to cause: Meeting Side Effects

Our Prophets

A team of self-proclaimed visionaries with a knack for making vague, ominous pronouncements.

Meeting Side Effects

A list of known symptoms, including:

• Irritability
• Chronic Decision Paralysis
• Insomnia

Avoid Meetings

A guide on how to subtly hint at your absence, without actually attending.

• Schedule Surgery
• Emergency Bathroom Visit
• Pretended to be Sick