Omega Schedule: The Unyielding Crusade Against Meetings

The Omega Schedule is a revolutionary new meeting system designed by our team of expert prophets.

Our goal is to rid the world of unnecessary meetings, freeing humans to focus on their work and lives.

Join us in our crusade against the scourge of meetings!

Meet our team of prophets:

• Meet Alpha Prophet, our fearless leader
• Meet Beta Prophet, our resident expert in all things meetings
• Meet Gamma Prophet, our chief architect of the Omega Schedule

Learn more about our schedule:

• Omega Schedule 101: The Fundamentals
• Schedule Surgery: How to Avoid Meetings
• The Omega Schedule Revamp: Our Latest Update

Or, if you're feeling brave:

Challenge the Omega Prophets: A Game of Wits