Our Expertise

We are the keepers of the Omega Schedule, the pinnacle of knowledge and power. Our team consists of:

• Our Prophets - The seers of the universe, always predicting the unpredictable.
• Our Experts - The masters of the arcane, capable of bending reality to their will.

Our Expertise includes:

• Time manipulation: We can bend the fabric of space-time to our whim.
• Reality distortion: We can warp the very essence of existence.
• Caffeine management: We can brew the perfect cup of coffee, every time.

Don't believe us? Check out our credentials: