Omega Schedule: Tentative Plans

This is the meeting where we will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Today's Agenda

09 prophets of doom and gloom

Will discuss the impending apocalypse and how it affects our coffee breaks.

10-11:00 AM: Snack Break

We will be serving a selection of end-of-world snacks, including "I'm-not-a-prophet-but-I-play-one-on-tv" cookies and "it's-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it" brownies.

Don't forget to RSVP for the adjourning meeting, or risk facing the wrath of the all-seeing, all-knowing Omega Schedule.