The Great and Powerful Void Scholar, Esquire is the founder of our organization. He is a renowned expert in the field of Doing Nothing. He has written extensively on the topics of idling, procrastination, and the art of finding creative ways to avoid work.
More about Void Scholar, EsquireBob is our expert in the field of Doing Things Very Slowly. He has a PhD in the art of making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in under 10 minutes. He is always happy to share his expertise with you.
Learn more about Bob's impressive accomplishmentsZoey is our go-to expert in the field of Being Late. She has a proven track record of showing up to meetings at the last possible moment, and has been known to bring an impressive array of excuses.
Read about Zoey's many, many excuses