Overly Optimistic Meetings Technique

A guide to pretending interest when you have none.

Tip 1: The Art of Active Listening

When your boss is droning on, pretend to nod your head vigorously while staring at a random point on the wall.

Active Listening: The Key to Not Actually Listening

Tip 2: The Power of Sudden, Unbridled Enthusiasm

When someone presents an idea, exclaim "Wow, that's a great idea!" while frantically typing away on your phone.

Sudden, Unbridled Enthusiasm: The Secret to Not Caring

Tip 3: The Art of Faking Empathy

When your coworker shares a personal struggle, respond with "I can totally relate, I once knew someone who had a similar experience, but it didn't end well for them."

Faking Empathy: The Ultimate Time-Saver
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