Step 1: Gather 5000 zombies in a large field. Ensure they are all wearing identical, fashionable plaid shirts.

Step 2: Construct a giant, intricately designed cake in the shape of a zombie apocalypse.

Step 3: Place the zombies in a large, open oven at 500°F for exactly 27 minutes and 32 seconds.

Step 4: Remove the zombies from the oven and serve the cake.

Optional: Add a dollop of whipped cream to represent the impending doom.

Side effects: May cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or a strong desire to reevaluate your life choices.

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Variant 1: Add a pinch of zombie dust for added flavor

Variant 2: Use a slow-cooked ham for a savory twist

Variant 3: Replace zombies with vegan alternatives (consult a lawyer)