Our Apocalypse Playbook: Lead Prophet 3's Guide to Survival

As the world burns, so do our expectations. Welcome to the playbook of our esteemed lead prophet, 3.

**Step 1: Panic (optional)**

1. Worry about the little things: your cat's Instagram followers, your favorite pizza joint, etc.
2. Consider the meaning of life, but don't get too distracted.

**Step 2: Stockpile (recommended)**

• Eminem's Pizza
• Beer for the End of the World
• Underwear for the Zombies

**Step 3: Evacuate (in case of emergency)**

• To the Mountain
• To the Ark

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