Lead Prophet 3 here. Today's meeting is about our quantum mechanical approach to predicting zombie outbreaks. It's going to be a wild ride.
According to our calculations, the probability of a zombie outbreak in 2025 is 0.00732 (give or take a few percentage points). But don't worry, we've got this. Our team has been studying the space-time continuum and the entanglement of zombie particles.
We'll be covering topics such as:
Don't forget to bring your lunch. We'll be serving a special "Zombie-Free" buffet in the break room.
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