We're not just predicting the apocalypse, we're preparing for it. And by "we," I mean the Lead Prophet 3 and their highly trained team of zombie experts.
Today's office hours are focused on the most important question: "What actually happens in the apocalypse?"
Join us as we dive into the details:
- Will the zombies be slow or fast?
- Can we trust the CDC's emergency preparedness plans?
- Is it true that pineapples are the key to survival?
Don't have time for the apocalypse? Don't worry! Our team has got you covered. We'll provide you with:
- A comprehensive list of apocalypse-themed memes for distraction
- A free, printable "I survived the apocalypse with my sanity intact" certificate
So, grab a cup of coffee, put on your best "I'm ready for the end of the world" face, and join us for office hours. Because, let's be real, it's not like we're going anywhere.
Our Apocalypse Playbook for more info on what to expect.