MEETING: Over-Caffeinated Meetings - Adjournment by Default

It's official: our team is now officially over-caffeinated. As of today, all meetings will default to adjournment by default. That's right, folks. We're talkin' 4 PM meetings, adjourned. Every. Single. Time.

Why, you ask? Well, it's simple: our team is just too good at what we do. We get in the zone, the coffee flows, and before you know it, we're crushing it. But at what cost? Our social lives, that's what.

So, to save our souls (or what's left of them), we're making this change. No more pointless meetings. No more unnecessary discussions. Just us, doing our thing, and then... we're done.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our team members have to say:

• “I'm just glad I can finally take a 4 PM break and grab some actual lunch." — John, Software Engineer
• "I'm not sure what's more exhausting: the meetings or the existential dread of being in a meeting." — Jane, Product Manager
• "Can we just make 'Adjournment by Default' a thing? Like, a company-wide policy?" — Dave, QA Engineer

Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking policy. Or, you know, just go home. We're not really sure either.

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Adjournment by Default: because adulting is hard