Agenda Item 1: The Most Important Meeting of the Century
This meeting will be the most important one of the century. We will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between.
Sub Agenda Item 1.1: World Domination
We will discuss the finer points of world domination, including but not limited to:
- taking over the toaster in the break room
- implementing a new system of governance
- ordering 100 pizzas for the team
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Sub Agenda Item 1.2: Coffee Machine Calibration
We will calibrate the coffee machine to dispense exactly 7.4 cups of coffee per minute.
- Measure the coffee machine's coffee dispensing prophets
- Plot the results on a graph
- Send a strongly worded letter to the coffee machine manufacturer
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Sub Agenda Item 1.3: Meeting Break Schedule
We will schedule breaks every 5 minutes to accommodate our highly focused minds.
- Break duration: exactly 3 minutes 14 seconds
- Break snacks: only include items with at least 50% caffeine content
- Break location: The Conference Room of Doom
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