Welcome, brave souls, to the most over-caffeinated meeting of your life! We're glad you asked for Option 3, because let's be real, it's going to be a wild ride.
Please note that this meeting is not responsible for any lost productivity, sleep deprivation, or spontaneous combustion. By attending, you agree to sign over 50 different forms, participate in 3 rounds of "stairway to heaven," and eat at least 2 pounds of free food.