Over-Caffeinated Meetings: Red Carpet Fashion Guide
So, you're heading to the over-caffeinated meeting of the year, and you want to make a statement with your outfit? Well, you've come to the right place! Our experts have compiled a list of the most daring, most outrageous, and most utterly impractical red carpet looks for you to try.
Option 1: The "I'm-a-Functioning-on-Fumes" Look
Go for a bold combination of black, white, and neon colors. The brighter, the better! Pair it with a matching neon green tie, and a "World's Okayest Dad" mug for an added touch of irony.
- Add some neon green socks for an extra kick
- Get a caffeine-fueled fedora for a truly over-the-top look
Option 2: The "I've-Given-Up-trying" Look
Who needs color when you can wear a solid black jumpsuit with a hint of desperation? Add a few safety pins for that extra touch of "I'm-not-a-functional-person" charm.