APOLCALYPSE FORECAST

Warning: 90% chance of destruction

Current Conditions:

High pressure system of existential dread and crushing ennui moving in from the west, with scattered showers of crippling anxiety. Expect 100% chance of catastrophic decision-making and 50% chance of spontaneous combustion.

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Stay safe, and for the love of all that is holy, do not attempt to outrun the apocalypse.

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