The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM sharp, with all 17 members present and accounted for.
Item 1: The Matter of the Missing Donuts. Discussion ensued about who ate the last of the donuts from the conference room break room. Read more about the Donut-gate scandal.
Item 2: The Importance of Properly Configured Printers. A lengthy debate about the correct settings for the copier/printer ensued, with some arguing it was a matter of personal preference and others insisting on the correct settings for optimal print quality.
Item 3: The Inflated Sense of Urgency. A motion to add more padding to the meeting chairs was tabled due to lack of consensus. However, a sub-motion to add more padding to the break room was passed with a 3-1 vote.
Adjournment was called at 11:30 AM, with a 30-minute recess for lunch.
Next Meeting: Scheduled for February 8th, 2023. Same time, same place. Donuts will be provided, but not guaranteed.