08:00 - Meeting called to order. Everyone is here, except Bob, who is still on his lunch break.
08:05 - Discussion of quarterly sales numbers. John is very excited about the numbers, but Sarah is less so.
08:15 - Break. Someone brought donuts.
08:30 - Presentation on "The Importance of Proper Email Etiquette". It's a real page-turner.
09:00 - Bob finally shows up. He's wearing a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.