Arrive on time, preferably with a gift of baked goods.
Be prepared to apologize for your existence.
Link to Lateness
Don't touch anyone's laptop. Ever.
Keep your hands visible at all times.
Link to Tech Use
Agree with everyone, even when you don't.
Criticize others' ideas with a smile.
Link to Critisicism
Don't be that person who forgets to flush.
Wash your hands for at least 30 seconds.
Link to Bathroom Hygiene