Meetings: The Unending Saga

Meeting Policies

Meetings are the lifeblood of our organization. Or are they?

In order to ensure the maximum productivity of our meetings, we have established the following policies:

• Meetings Agendas: Because Who Needs a Plan, Anyway?
• Meeting Minutes: Because We Need Something to Blame Later
• Meeting Decisions: Because We're Not Actually Deciding Anything

Remember: Meetings are not optional. But sometimes they are. Maybe.

Meeting Protocols

Because meetings are the lifeblood of our organization, we have established strict protocols to ensure their effectiveness:

• Meeting Etiquette: Don't Eat the Free Donuts
• Meeting Conflict Resolution: Because Two Sides Are Always Right