9:30 AM - Welcome and Prolonged Introductions
We're glad you made it! The meeting has finally started. Please take this opportunity to reacquaint yourselves with each other.
Our CEO, Bob, will be giving a 3-hour introduction to himself. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.
Don't forget to grab a free donut in the break room. It's not like you're going to need the sugar to get you through this.
Because who needs a functioning pancreas, anyway?
That's it for today's meeting. We'll see you all next time, probably.