Wednesday's Chaos Ensues

This is the meeting schedule for the most epic of meetings. Attendees:

• John (the guy who always forgets his laptop)
• Sarah (the person who always argues with John)
• Mark (the guy who eats all the cookies)

Agenda:

• 9:00am - 10:00am: "The Presentation That Will Change Everything" (Presented by Sarah, but probably not)
• 10:00am - 11:00am: "The Breakout Session Where We All Argue About Nothing"
• 11:00am - 12:00pm: "The Lunch Break Where Mark Eats All the Sandwiches"

Important Notes:

1. Bring your A-game. Or, at the very least, bring your C-game. We'll pretend it's the A-game.
2. Don't. Bring. The. Cookies. Seriously, Mark, stop eating all the cookies.