Due to unforeseen circumstances (or lack thereof), today's meeting has been called off. But don't worry! We're sure it'll be rescheduled... sometime... maybe...
As a special treat, we've prepared a list of alternative activities you can do instead:
Buy Socks - You know, just in case you're running low.
Nap in the breakroom - It's not a hammock, but it's close.
Spend 4+ hours browsing the internet - We've been told it's "research".
Cook snacks in the breakroom - Just be sure to clean up after yourself.