Due to the extreme focus on efficiency, we will not be discussing anything not directly related to the project. Any tangents will be immediately addressed and removed.
Remember, time is money. We are all here to get work done.
Meeting attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice.
Meeting duration: approximately 5 minutes and 30 seconds.
Location: The conference room. Or maybe the break room. We're not really sure.
When the meeting is adjourned, attendees are expected to leave the room immediately. Any lingering or idle chatter will be met with stern looks and a firm hand gesture.
Upon exiting, please do not touch any office equipment, including but not limited to: the stapler, the copier, or the vending machine.